Legal Notice and Terms of Service: All consulting services, including psychic readings and tarot readings booked through this site and through email correspondence and social media accounts affiliated with this site are legally classified as entertainment and are intended for entertainment and educational purposes only. We, the staff, owners, operators, and consultants, (herein referred to as "us" and "we") are not liable for the results of actions you, the client, take as a result of, or in spite of, the reading or other consultation you purchased. By booking a consultation with us you agree to hold us harmless, and shall fully defend, and indemnify us from any and all claims, lawsuits, demands, causes of action, liability, loss, damage, and/or injury of any kind, whether brought about by an individual or any other entity, including governmental entities and institutions. By booking a consultation with us you acknowledge that we may also request that you formally sign an agreement to hold us harmless and waive us of any and all potential liability and fault. The booking of any and all consultation services we provide is seen as an agreement to these terms and conditions, including, but not limited to, holding us harmless from any legal fault.

Further Disclaimers and Service Agreements: Do not try to solicit legal advice from us. Our consultants are not licensed attorneys and cannot give you wholly accurate or useful legal advice of any kind.
You should not solicit advice, directly or through writings, as to the value of stocks, bonds, currencies, cryptocurrencies, or securities of any kind or as to the advisability of investing in, purchasing, or selling securities of any kind, or any report or analysis concerning securities of any kind. We are not stock brokers, economists, market analysts, or any other kind of licensed financial professionals. Any financial topics and advice that may come up in session should be regarded the same as you would regard the advice of your friend, neighbor, or family member.
We cannot specifically give medical prognoses. Any general health advice or suggestions we may give is given under the stipulation that the client also get the opinion of their doctor on any potential issues regarding their health that may come up in the reading. Health information available from us is general health information and for educational purposes only. This is not a medical advice line, hospital, or medical or clinical facility. We, the consultants, cannot diagnose illnesses, provide treatments, or prescribe medications. If you believe you are suffering from a physical or mental illness we ask that you consult a licensed medical professional. By booking any consultation with us, you agree that you shall not use it to seek any of the foregoing. In case of a medical emergency or urgent situation, please see a professional health care provider.
Spells, incantations, candles, potions, etc., and other items available through this site are classified as artwork, and are our own original intellectual property. When purchasing one of these items you are paying for the raw materials, time, and care put into making the item/artwork, whether it is a physical object, or a digital good or service. You are not paying for the perceived metaphysical result that the item may or may not have, as such results cannot be guaranteed. These are simply religious artworks and services. To prove that you have read everything stated before and the rest of the terms and disclaimers stated below, in your inital contact message to us you must include the following special phrase: You cannot dive for pearls without getting your feet wet. Now scroll back up and add it to the form above under "tell us the nature of your issue and the service that you seek". By reading all of the preceding and following text you acknowledge and understand that any payment you give us is compensation for our time and labor and supplies, not for the expectation of any alleged physical or metaphysical result.
We are ordained through the Universal Life Church, and all religious services, such as but not limited to weddings and funerals, are licensed through the ordination received from the aforementioned church and registered with the state of Louisiana. Religious and spiritual counseling is not the same as licensed professional counseling. Those who feel they need psychological help should go see a licensed psychologist instead, as we are only a spiritual and religious organization and cannot provide mental health counseling. By booking any consultation with us or any service from from us, or purchasing any product from us you thereby acknowledge that our services are not financial or medical in nature and that we are not in any way liable in a court of law for any the financial and medical decisions you may or may not make.
All sales, tips, donations, etc. are final. All prospective clients will be thoroughly vetted. We reserve the right to refuse service to those who do not submit to this investigative review. The other half of the aforementioned special phrase that you must include in the message is: But you can find a lot of them if you try. Now scroll back up again and this second half of the phrase to the form before submitting. We also reserve the right to refuse service to anyone who refuses to acknowledge and uphold any or all of the foregoing Terms Of Service and disclaimers.